Which one of you ate my butter!
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Melissa Dawn
Extra Terrestrial Ira
Shawn Keen That was one of the funniest things I've had the pleasure of reading
Eddie
Melissa Dawn
Eddie
Shawn, you do realize you're gonna have to pay bigly!
Eddie
Tiffany
Melissa Dawn
Well he must've gotten there before I did, because I got the last one there! So, looks like we both are going to have to order his groceries. LOL!
Cute cuddly furball
Okay, listen — I’m going to say it, and nobody says it better than me… It was me. I ate your butter. People are saying it was the best butter-eating they’ve ever seen. Incredible butter. Tremendous texture. Honestly, legendary. Now, in my defense — and I have a very strong defense — the fridge practically endorsed me. It said, “Take it, do something amazing.” So I did. And frankly, I did it beautifully. But be thankful — and I mean VERY thankful — that I didn’t touch the cookies. If I had, we’d be holding a full church meeting with committees, subcommittees, and somebody passing out bulletins. Total disaster.
Eddie
Melissa Dawn
Oh hell yeah! Better not be in my way, or it's long gone!
Pat
You better watch out Eddie Melissa also steals brownies. Lol. 
Melissa Dawn
Pat
And first listen, I thought your post said which one of you ate my butt. I was going to tell you you need to ask your boyfriend or his roommates. Then I heard what it really said. Lol.