Which one of you ate my butter!
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And first listen, I thought your post said which one of you ate my butt. I was going to tell you you need to ask your boyfriend or his roommates. Then I heard what it really said. Lol.
You better watch out Eddie Melissa also steals brownies. Lol.
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Okay, listen — I’m going to say it, and nobody says it better than me… It was me. I ate your butter. People are saying it was the best butter-eating they’ve ever seen. Incredible butter. Tremendous texture. Honestly, legendary. Now, in my defense — and I have a very strong defense — the fridge practically endorsed me. It said, “Take it, do something amazing.” So I did. And frankly, I did it beautifully. But be thankful — and I mean VERY thankful — that I didn’t touch the cookies. If I had, we’d be holding a full church meeting with committees, subcommittees, and somebody passing out bulletins. Total disaster.
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Shawn, you do realize you're gonna have to pay bigly!
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Shawn Keen That was one of the funniest things I've had the pleasure of reading
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