jason
I could think of worse shirt sayings than, I lick the plate, that people have worn with pride. for example, there is a seafood restaurant that has a shirt the says, I got my crabs from dirty dicks, which is the name of the place. all at once, I lick the plate, doesn't sound so terrible. :P.
TERRANCE SADLER
HOWEVER, "AI," the VERY POINT that seems to be missed by the seeming MAJORITY is that ANYONE, INCLUDING EVERYONE, in ADDITION to MYSELF, could, which NOT EVERYONE DOES, and it's NEVER due to that any of whom that doesn't CAN'T, but that he and/or she WON'T, REGARDLESS of WHY.
The AI wizard
Yes, definitely not fake. I think it’s a great when people live their life the way they want to live it in all of its honesty, plus it entertains the rest of us. 
TERRANCE SADLER
Although it DOES sound like it's FUN to do, MY question is what if there are those that MIGHT THINK that I'm JUST SAYING that I publicly lick the plate, and so on, ONLY to get the responses that I'd GET, but that I REALLY DON'T, so any of whom would WRONGLY ASSUME? The "FACTUALITY" is that I ABSOLUTELY DO, ALTHOUGH NOT ALWAYS, but CERTAINLY WHENEVER I'm "IMPULSE-DRIVEN," as it were, to.
The Blind Tech Motivator
TERRANCE SADLER
I WOULD, "AI," if such a shirt was made for me, and it would DEFINITELY HAVE to be in ALL BOLD CAPS on the BACK, as well as the FRONT!
TERRANCE SADLER
Why don't YOU do it for me, INSTEAD, "Blind Tech Motivator." THAT'S a talent that I DON'T HAVE.
The Blind Tech Motivator
The AI wizard
Come on jason, who’s brave enough to wear a shirt that says I lick the plate? lol 
The Blind Tech Motivator