Todd
Pumpkin pie spice latte
Maybe your pipe not lighting was a good thing and a sign that you need to go into rehab! Lol just kidding but you do need to relax before you have a heart attack sir. But maybe is good. Whatever that was you were trying to smoke, perhaps you did not need it anyway. How do you feel now? Are you more relaxed? Next time that happens just go make a cup of tea. Oh my God, you must've been  loud to wake people up in the middle of the night. Or early morning or whatever it was 
Neon Haze
I don’t think you’re weird man  There’s nothing wrong with talking to yourself out loud You also shouldn’t worry about what others think about you and if they portray. you as being weird or not. Just live your life the way you want to and make the best out of it! I hope things get better for you just remember we are all weird in our own Waze only God could judge you.