Franchise
He lived the life until his girlfriend Eva Fangoria left him and went back to Transylvania. She couldn’t make it outside of there and she was huge there so she left. Now he isn’t as fly as he used to be. He’s just in sweat and a T-shirt every day well every night in his case. And here he is in the dentist, waiting office, the last patient of the day, ready to feed not only because he’s hungry but because of a goddamn cut off in traffic. He’s got to do better. after this meal, he’s gonna change but again he thought to himself how can he change? 
Missy
He knew he could slay the audience with cleaning out my coffin. He was a better word player than Eminem. Everybody was drawn to his music. He dressed in his finest, sharpest outfit. 
Franchise
People would always laugh at the idea of a rapper who also did improv, but he made it work, when you’ve been alive for 200 years, you know how to easily adapt, and he knew after the improv show he would go home and write a new hit, he hadn’t made anything good since classics like straight, Outta Transylvania, and cleaning out my coffin, but he was bound to write a new hit.
Missy
He was a rapper, who wrapped about drinking people's blood. He figured hiding it in his rhymes would make it a little less believable to people. It seemed to work. 
Franchise
When he arrived, he realized by looking at the picture on the wall that who he thought was a her was actually a him, but he shrugged to himself and thought, no matter, it’s going to be fine dining nonetheless. That’s when he remembered, oh fuck, I’ve got an improv show tonight in less than 45 minutes 
Missy
He couldn't wait to taste her. Her skin was luscious to look at, but he imagined biting her, her blood spurting for him. He would laugh at it. 
Franchise
He knew what he was going to have for dinner tonight. He knew the night before when Dr. Dupree. Dr. Dupree he thought to himself your goddamn Dennis not a doctor. But he knew once he got cut off in traffic that he was going to p pay him a visit. He didn’t expect to get an emergency appointment so quickly, but hey, he thought to himself. The sooner, the better 
The misfit angel
By day, he was a normal businessman, but when the sun set, his teeth grew longer, and his insatiable appetite for human blood was activated. Little did this dentist know, that there was a reason why Jack had arranged his appointment at winter, at 4:30 pm, after the sun had gone down.
Franchise
Jack was an unusual guy. He had secrets. Lots of secrets. 
The misfit angel
But little did this dentist know, that he wouldn’t be seeing an ordinary patient today.
Missy
Once upon a Time far far away, they're lived a dentist. But this wasn't just any ordinary dentist. He enjoyed torturing his patience once they were under. 
Franchise
Once upon a time in a land far, far, away, there lived a 
Franchise
And we are just going to text the lines so people don’t get confused by voice messages. I’m gonna start it over in the message under this one. 
Franchise
The Blind Tech Motivator
Franchise
I’m gonna start all super cliché lol but that’s the fun. Let’s see where you guys take it… Once upon a time in a land far far away. There lived a