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Kyle Smith
What’s the turkey’s favorite position at dinner? On the table, legs up.
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Wordsmith
How many bones are in a hand? A handful
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Dan 26
What happens when you don’t pay your exorcist? You get repossessed.
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Wordsmith
Replying to @Dan: What happens when you don’t pay your exorcist? You get repossessed.Loading reactions…
Beto
What happened when the man got his first gas bill? He exploded! What about when he got his first electric bill? He was shocked!
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Beto
How many narcicists does it take to change a lightbulb? They use gaslighting. How many librarians does it take to change a lightbulb? Hmmm, let me check on that and get back to you. How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan!!! I made that last one up.
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jason
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Allie Turner
I made this one up. What does one horny person say to another horny person while playing hide and seek? Ready or not, here I cum. Sorry, I'm not very good at coming up with stuff, so sorry if it's not that funny.
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