Come sit on my lap… Now… Tell Santa what you would like for Christmas! Lol
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In the end, there can only be… The one
PIKACHU!
Mommy, Santa has boobies. Yes dear, Santa should have always had boobies. The word Santa is feminine form of the word saint. 
Artemis
Gordon
I could kick some butt on space invaders. 
Pat
The last time I sat in your lap, I felt very icky. Then I told my parents and they beat you senseless with a wiffle that. If you must know, though, I want a red rider BB gun with a compass in the stock. 
Gordon
Well if I would have known you back then I would've gotten you a chameleon for Christmas. Christmas is not what it used to be though because it's so commercialized these days. Christmas is supposed to be about family being together sharing company, and giving what you can. Nowadays it's about how much money you can spend all of that nonsense. I remember when my daughter was like eight years old she had came to me one year and asked me if I could spend $1000 on her for Christmas that year because she was getting older and some of the stuff that she wanted was going to be more expensive. I probably shouldn't have, but I did what she asked for. And of course she expected the same thing next year. 
Déjà Brew Diane