Gordon, oh Gordon, I double dog dare you to get out here and sing!
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Juanita Collazo from Connecticut
Gordon
Wow! It's posts like this that ensure that the blind community will never make any leaps and bounds in this world and will be receiving those checks until the fund drives up. Y'all are trying to make Chase look like some kind of heavyweight wrestler that got the best me. I didn't even notice he was there hardly. But we all know what kind of guy chases. Any girlfriend that he ever will have Will have a boyfriend. The boyfriend that does everything that he can't do. 
Tabby
in the end, there can only be… The one
in the end, there can only be… The one
Juanita Collazo from Connecticut
Juanita Collazo from Connecticut
Gordon
Well Chase we don't have to fuck ourselves we've got your ex fiancé to handle that for us. Looks like she was fucking everybody but you. But in the end she gave you the goodbye fuck which was known as the cell phone bill. 
Chase Shepard
user640780
No honey, I don’t wanna be in a relationship with you. 
Gordon
And we know you don't have any kids, and your damn sure not going to make any now. In order to do that, you would have to pull off that dirty depends and get your wife all primed and ready to go. And you don't want to do that do you? Doesn't that just turn you on thinking about it? Would you rather pull off your wife's dirty depends or start a relationship with the guy on the cars for kids commercial? 
Gordon
I do what I do out here Chase simply because I can. Nothing more, nothing less. 
Gordon
Dumb fuck you're giving yourself away exactly who you are. You recorded one Remble back on September 10. What's that machine in the background, is that your wife's CPAP machine. Does she have a dirty depends right now which I know you hate and you're disgusted by that but yet you married her and now you're stuck with her. 
user640780
Besides, i have a kid who I actually parent responsibly unlike you. Thats why your daughter is a high school dropout with no direction in life. She looks up to her drug addicted, mother more than she does you. Her words, not mine.
user640780
Damn I wish I could afford a sleep number bed,. They’re a little bit expensive, but I hear they’re great. I’m sure there are other options that are just as good if not better for less money. 
Chase Shepard
Juanita Collazo from Connecticut
Juanita Collazo from Connecticut
Gordon
Oh yes you are married and you don't wanna be, and it's funny because now that you've made the decision you're stuck with it. Your wife climbs up on that sleep number bed next to you every night and each time she turns over you hear that depends moving around. 
user640780
Wrong person hun. I’m not married sweetheart.
Juanita Collazo from Connecticut
Juanita Collazo from Connecticut
Sky pilot 77
Juanita Collazo from Connecticut
The Blind Tech Motivator
Juanita Collazo from Connecticut
The Blind Tech Motivator
Juanita Collazo from Connecticut
Gordon
Oh I know exactly what to say, that's the reason I told you to go peel off your wife's depends like Velcro and have yourself a warm dinner on this cold Saturday afternoon. Perhaps it will help rekindle the marriage that you hate being in. Perhaps it will make things feel all new again. 
The Blind Tech Motivator
user640780
I think I got him guys. He doesn’t know what to say. Actually, if you wanna hear Gordon sing, pull up the original 1 800 cars for kids commercial. He’s the pervert that sings with a little kid. 
Gordon
I would never wanna go to Minnesota, they have a job to do and I'm definitely not gonna get in the way. There are criminals that they need to capture there. 
The Blind Tech Motivator
Gordon
Oh go take off your wife's depends and have yourself some dinner. 
user640780
And it’s mcGruff the crime dog not McGrath dumbass.
user640780
Where is the air check? You’re afraid to tell people which stations you work for and what you actually do because you’ve talked so much shit about people over the years. You’re afraid somebody’s going to take it out on you through your job. You have no air check because you’ve never done radio. The only radio you’ve done is Gordon radio over the telephone. Internet radio DJ doesn’t count those are a dive a dozen. And it’smm
Gordon
Trump isn't even McGrath the crime dog, yet he's taking a big huge bite out of crime with all of these deportation. 
Gordon
Well Trump is doing exactly what he wants and we're so glad that he is. In order to stop him, Republicans would have to disagree with what he's doing and that'll never happen. Those of us who truly love America are very happy with how things are going. 
The Blind Tech Motivator
Trump is not taking anything from us we could stop him he can’t do anything he thinks he can get away with everything Somebody’s gonna come after him
Gordon
You are the one right Chase? You licked the old boys deposit out of the girl and then you paid for the cell phone that she used to talk to him on. Did you enjoy that chase? 
Gordon
Aren't you the one there Chase that your girl cheated on you and left you with a big hefty cell phone bill? Was that you or was that somebody else? 
Gordon
Y'all are some funny motherfuckers out here. But thanks for the laugh. Lol we will all see who is laughing in the end when our great president starts taking your benefits away when the funds dry up and we'll see who survives that day. Lol all of you people who have done nothing your whole entire lives except make excuses of why you can't do things, you'll wish you would've done things differently. And in the meantime I'll keep living in my life and give you all the illusion that you know me. Lol 
Chase Shepard
user640780
That proves how little Gordon actually gets out. Most karaoke nights at bars, conventions, or whatever have bad singers, blind, or sided. Gordon has never been in Radio. Any and every person who has been on the air at some point has an air check out there and Gordon does not. It would suck to be as insecure as he is. He is one if not the biggest nobodies in the blind community. Randall Heath Shelton is the definition of absolute zero.
Juanita Collazo from Connecticut
Juanita Collazo from Connecticut
Juanita Collazo from Connecticut
The AI wizard
Sky pilot 77
Here we go again with Gordon. You should listen to a Tina Turner song. Entitled we don't need another hero. :-) 
Gordon
Well Chase Shepherd I also know how to pay taxes. Can you imagine the bad shape that you and your assisted living would be in if I did not.