Reupload: Barbie Girl. Modified cover by Robert Unwin.
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**Reupload: Barbie Girl – Modified Cover by Robert Unwin** Following what can only be described as a catastrophic audio engineering disaster, we have taken the extraordinary step of reuploading this masterpiece. Apparently, the minute of silence at the end of the original recording caused considerable distress among certain members of the Ramblio community. We were unaware that sixty seconds of peace and quiet constituted such a grave violation of human rights. We sincerely and profusely apologise to everyone affected by this unprecedented tragedy. Counselling arrangements have not been made. For those unfamiliar with our star performer, Robert Unwin was a chicken factory worker who auditioned for The X Factor in 2004, delivering a rendition of Barbie Girl so spectacularly dreadful that even Simon Cowell struggled to comprehend what had just happened. We took Robert's unforgettable vocal performance, added some music, and turned it into this magnificent assault on musical convention. Incidentally, his surname seems remarkably appropriate. The offending silence has now been removed. We trust that this decisive intervention will restore peace, stability, and emotional well-being to the community. Thank you for your patience during this difficult period. We shall endeavour to ensure that nobody is ever subjected to an unexpected moment of tranquillity again.
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