TERRANCE SADLER
OK, in ALL due fairness, to hopefully simplify my reply to: " What the fuck. This app has definitely brought some characters out of the woodworks," MY message is that YOU'RE just as much of a character, YOURSELF, in your OWN way, as ALL of the REST of us that are on here, so what was your point for THAT remark, although I wasn't OFFENDED by it, ONLY BECAUSE I'M CERTAINLY, not just ONE, but MULTIPLE characters, at BEST, MYSELF.
Fat Panda
Unfortunately, I am incapable of, weather either due to lack of mental capacity, or inability to comprehend such eloquent speech, forming an adequate and rational response to the, all be it largely absent of any real sustenance, amalgamation of particularly chosen words directed at me 
TERRANCE SADLER
ADMITTEDLY, I was indescribably tired when I INADVERTENTLY posted the same message ONLY TWICE, my dear, as I COULD'VE burst (or is it "BURSTED?) your supposed little "sentence-structuring critique bubble, HOPEFULLY, but even if I HADN'T, at the end of EVERY DAY, I ALWAYS PREVAIL, REGARDLESS.
Romy
I ain’t never seen epilepsy in written form before lol. Those were definitely some words. That were chosen to form sentences. In the order they were written. 
TERRANCE SADLER
YOU, Fat Panda, as the "LIFELONG CROWNED KING or QUEEN (I don't know what gender you are, which is why I say that) of such as whom, YOURSELF, are CERTAINLY ONE to TALK, nevertheless, but MEANWHILE, so be it, whatever THAT'S supposed to be.
TERRANCE SADLER
YOU, Fat Panda, as the "LIFELONG CROWNED KING or QUEEN (I don't know what gender you are, which is why I say that) of such as whom, YOURSELF, are CERTAINLY ONE to TALK, nevertheless, but MEANWHILE, so be it, whatever THAT'S supposed to be.
Fat Panda
What the fuck. This app has definitely brought some characters out of the woodworks
TERRANCE SADLER
SO FAR, of ALL of the PREVIOUS, as well as CURRENT, women, for WHATEVER reason, that WEREN'T/AREN'T able to get pregnant, ONLY ONE of whom that I had sex with TWICE (FRIDAY, NOV. 28, 1980, when I turned 17, just three weeks and three days earlier, on TUESDAY, NOV. 4, obviously, and THURSDAY, DEC. 31 <ARM-TAPPING DAY>, 1981, that my father <long, complicated story> hooked me up with) COULD HAVE, for all that I DON'T know, being that I never saw her AGAIN, so of COURSE, there's ABSOLUTELY NO KNOWN REPORT of whether or not she's even ALIVE.
Gordon
Let's hope not.
Pumpkin pie spice latte
Terrence, Nicole was right. You really put it out there brother. Good for you.  you are open and honest. Nothing wrong with that. Just wanted to say hello because it's nice to meet someone around my age. I am 60. No no no, I'm not putting an application in sir. You want what you want and you like what you like. That's cool. I just have a quick question. How does it work out with not using any protection? Do you have a lot of children? I would think you do. But isn't that a lot to ask, Terrence? You're coming in with an STD and saying that you are not going to wear a condom. That's wild. I don't know about that but do you, playa.
TERRANCE SADLER
Moonwalker, if what you say is true, what so-called logical explanation do you dare to embarrass yourself over the very fact that I happen to live with the very woman that ALSO has an STD, although we ARE in an open relationship, and ROMY, what makes you think that YOU'RE the "ALPHA, OMEGA, and ALL OTHERS BETWEEN" of the ENTIRE GLOBE of ALL OTHER WOMEN that you THINK that you speak for, AUTHORITATIVELY? GET OVER YOURSELVES!
Gordon
Go get it girls! We're gonna have to get the water hose out. 
Andrea Evelyn Love
Wow. I've known you since you were 38? It's Holly from California good to see you out here. 
Nicole a.k.a. the Brassknucklebeauty
Romy
Oh for fuck's sake. Go take your single and lonely ass to a brothel. There's already a plague of thirsties on this app, and though I do get that it wasn't cool back in the day to call it out for the weirdo behavior that it is, these times are different. Seriously. This is why women keep choosing the fucking bear! You're making us look bad!